some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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