Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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