some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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