anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
this hospital has no fireball
I got inside last night via doggy door
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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