Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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