When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
