Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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