how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
