If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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