Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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