Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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