i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
wow bdsm is so cute
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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