Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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