Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Randomize
