I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
D3 body, D1 cock
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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