Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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