this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Randomize
