Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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