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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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