This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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