when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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