am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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