oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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