Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You are a genius and a whore.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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