Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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