this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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