Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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