we have officially lost it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think my fart just growled at me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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