Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
COCAINE IS GR8
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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