so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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