We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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