Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dating After Heartbreak
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.