So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize