3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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