What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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