Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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