Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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