508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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