So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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