Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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