Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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