Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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