Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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