I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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