Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Soap is not a condiment
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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