I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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