ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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