Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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