Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize