So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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