I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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