I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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