Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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