found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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