a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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