I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we're making bets on your personal life
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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